Hey, do you want to know how I came to the conclusion that I've been stuck here too long? Here's a hint, it wasn't when I started wondering whether or not I should really commit to the whole Castaway deal and ask Rastus for a ...netball? and grow out my beard.
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and maybe i can train him to be my sidekick
if the bodega bandit can train a guinea pig, i can train a ghost mouse
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he's not so bad.
i mean, he's an idiot, but he really cares about that guinea pig.
1/2
2/3...
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Even Stilt Man.
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i seriously can't picture you with a beard.
can you even do that?
and second
stilt man!!
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i don't miss most of mine yet.
there's a couple that i think about, though.
i can't imagine the shit they get up to now that i'm gone.
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[ answer: no. he cannot grow a beard. ]
I'm just grateful that Otto's a good guy now.
Mostly.
[ and that there's the avengers, and miles, and the ff—. ]
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beardtegrity
that's another weird one
i mean mean my otto has a pet octopus instead of mechanical arms like
all the other universes so
i guess i win that one
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All the villains in your world are just doing their best impression of Ace Ventura, is what you're saying?
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yeah, kinda.
a handful of them kinda are.
what a weird thought.
aaaaalrighty, then.
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(Don't tell Osborn I said that.)
I'm so glad this is text.