[ Be careful what you wish for, Peter. Just you wait. In the meantime, see Stephen Strange briefly debate whether he's going to give someone who seems to have some level of respect for him in this or other universes the information he's considering giving him now... ]
[ Narcissism is the best medicine to not knowing what to make of the response to "I'm a mind reader" being "you'd like you". ]
Great. They'll find you more interesting than they do me, maybe I'll pay you some of my fee on top of yours. I won't need a lot from you, just a few decent pictures at each show to keep the internet fed.
[ less the content of the message and more the phrasing, but given that peter would, loosely speaking, call stephen a pal it's 100% a compliment. ]
The photographer's generally the least interesting guy in a room, especially when the other guy can read minds so I've got to ask: why are they going to find me more interesting than you?
So I can mark you down for the bar photoshoot and never speaking with anybody about what you see on show photography outings under pain of unemployment?
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βwell, it's better than, like, getting accused of plagiarising otto octavius and losing his job. again. ]
Sure. I can be your 2am sober photo guy.
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Oh.
No. ]
No. And also no. I need high quality pictures of the place before we open, to advertise.
[ The drunks can take their own. ]
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Though if you find yourself in need of steady work, you've just alerted me to an opening.
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I do also have another, only marginally less demeaning job on offer.
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alas. ]
More or less demeaning than a brief stint as a paparazzo?
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Depends on your feelings on kids parties.
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For what it's worth, I think you'd get along with the version of you from my Earth.
Or not, but peas in a pod, right?
Sub-answer is: beggars can't be choosers. Second (sub-)answer is that I used to teach. Kids parties are fine.
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[ Narcissism is the best medicine to not knowing what to make of the response to "I'm a mind reader" being "you'd like you". ]
Great. They'll find you more interesting than they do me, maybe I'll pay you some of my fee on top of yours. I won't need a lot from you, just a few decent pictures at each show to keep the internet fed.
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The photographer's generally the least interesting guy in a room, especially when the other guy can read minds so I've got to ask: why are they going to find me more interesting than you?
[ WHAT IS HE NOT PICKING UP ON HERE. ]
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[ Is this other Stephen Strange a kids person... terrifying. ]
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but he is also not making a living as a magician. ]
You said you can read minds. I would've found that fascinating and terrifying as a kid.
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[ A mind reader? Yes. But a kids entertainer he is not. ]
Kids are quick. I don't want to be there and they know it.
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I wouldn't want to put a figure on it, but I'm pretty sure that makes you a cliche.
And I'm beginning to get why you're opening that sports bar.
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So I can mark you down for the bar photoshoot and never speaking with anybody about what you see on show photography outings under pain of unemployment?
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[ "yes". ]