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SPIDER-MAN APP | @eleven | text

[savingthrows]

[ The road to hell is paved with good intentions. ]

hi spider man

this is bird girl

i cant find you

are you alive

jason says you are but i havent seen you

please this is important

[ Someone doesn't know she's inflicting a full on heart attack here. ]

1/2

[webshoots]

[ truthfully, peter can't remember if he told eleven only to use the app in the case of emergencies. he feels like he would have, but he also feels like it's the sort of thing he absolutely would have intended to mention and then — something would have come up, because of course it does.

so eleven's username appearing on his screen is cause for immediate panic: what happened? where is she? is she okay? ]

[webshoots]

It'll take more than a poorly planned dinner party and some bad food dreams to get rid of me.
(People have tried. It doesn't stick.)

What's happened? Are you okay? Where are you?

[savingthrows]

im alive

no powers my battery is low i need to recharge

but i also need to find you

you need to be part of santas secret game

1/2

[webshoots]

You mean that metaphorically, right? We don't plug you into anything for a bit?

...Extra sleep?

ugh 2/3

[webshoots]

I know what teenagers are like.

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But uh

Is that the emergency? Secret Santa?

[savingthrows]

dont be silly

sometimes i use my powers a lot and then they dont work

theyll come back soon

and yes its important i cant find you to ask you to sign up

you need to

[webshoots]

[ ELEVEN. ]

You know you could've just asked Pete to pass on a message, right?

[savingthrows]

yes but i didnt want to talk to peter i wanted to talk to you

i mean i also want to talk to peter

hes my favorite

but i also wanted to talk to you and youre really hard to find

[webshoots]

[ OH ELEVEN.... ]

He could've passed on a message and I'd have come to find you.

[ THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS WORKED IN THE PAST. peter "totally not spider-man nope not at all" parker with his line direct to spider-man waffles about how ~~hard~~ it is to find spidey, maybe he'll get in touch, and then like, weirdly a couple of hours later spidey shows up....... ]

Being hard to find's part of the excitingly mysterious schtick. Adds to the charm.

[savingthrows]

no thats stupid

yours my friend and my sidekick

if i want to talk to you i should be able to

[webshoots]

[ sidekick excuse u ]

You reach my hip, kiddo. If that's not the definition of a sidekick, I don't know what is.

[savingthrows]

but im more powerful

[webshoots]

[ pffft. ]

We're not testing that.

[savingthrows]

we already did

i won

remember it was when i threw you into a wall

[webshoots]

Sure. I remember.

[ he fought a wall once. js. ]

Not sure if it counts as a fight if the other guy doesn't actually fight back. But tell me more about you losing your powers: you okay? No other side effects? I'm sure Rastus can hook us up with some Duracells if we ask him nicely. I hear they go on and on and on and on and on



and on.

[savingthrows]

[ One day, Peter will drive both Castiel and Eleven to equal levels of 'I don't understand that reference' exasperation. Why the narrative decided to mention these two in particular, we'll likely never know. ]

side effect is im tired

its okay i fought really hard usually they come back after a day or two but maybe it takes longer this time because the fight was really long and hard

you havent said yes to the game yet

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[ castiel, eleven and riku, apparently. ]

I need some time to think about it. It's not something I normally do, you know? Nothing personal, I just like to keep my personal and professional separate.