yikes yeah true nevermind even with an on/off switch i'm pretty sure i would catch things i would never be able to unhear. i don't think we even know the same logan but the fact that he's universally problematic is a little reassuring somehow
where do you keep the can opener? backtrack do you own a can opener? follow up when will you be back so you can just find it for me because i am very comfortable on this very uncomfortable couch that you've so graciously let me commandeer?
Oooh, you can write them. The question is whether you can write good ones. (Don't look at me. MJ tells me my music taste is "the worst combination of artists she's ever come across".)
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you're brain is too stuffed up with nerd knowledge to share space with anyone else
oh my god
i think you just accomplished something really dark there
a self-burn, old man joke that is also at a dad-joke level
i think i'm impressed?
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I’ll take the dad joke part as a compliment, honestly.
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i actually wouldn't mind something like telepathy, but only if i could also turn it on and off.
you know what? you should. you earned it.
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Imagine the thoughts you'd hear from Logan.
Imagine, then know it'd be 100x worse.
Thanks.
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even with an on/off switch i'm pretty sure i would catch things i would never be able to unhear.
i don't think we even know the same logan but the fact that he's universally problematic is a little reassuring
somehow
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Sometimes I like to imagine there's a version of him out there that's learnt how to shower.
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anything's possible
you know what else is very possible?
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Possibilities are endless.
Am I blind guessing here?
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i might resort to eating canned hotdogs
if you don't get your butt back here
and share the pops
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That's beyond desperation.
That's--
Are you SURE you're from New York?
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backtrack
do you own a can opener?
follow up
when will you be back so you can just find it for me because i am very comfortable on this very uncomfortable couch that you've so graciously let me commandeer?
1/2
There's one in the kitchen on the first floor.
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1/2
spider-maid
cleans up crime
does not get paid
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hah!
but seriously, if you're busy with something you don't have to come back yet. i'm just being dramatic because i'm very, very bored.
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The question is whether you can write good ones.
(Don't look at me. MJ tells me my music taste is "the worst combination of artists she's ever come across".)
I'm never too busy for Pop Tarts.