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[gwenzelle]

hey, it's me.
ya girl
gwennie.
i finally got a cellphone that works in your world!
and i need a favor.

[webshoots]

[ “i need a favour”, four words designed to strike fear into the heart of any spider-themed dorks in the manhattan area. ]

Great! Inter-dimensional cell plans really aren’t the monster everyone was making them out to be.
Or Reed, mostly.

What’s the favor? I’ll have you know that the more advanced spidey-sense comes with a finely tuned sense of trepidation.

[gwenzelle]

seriously. my reed was just as not-helpful. he can create a portal between worlds using mostly legos but he couldn't even manage a beeper that let me let my dad know i was still alive. yeesh.

what? no.
don't be so dramatic, nerd

is there such a thing as a hall pass in college?
i'm asking for a me.

[webshoots]

That's the favor?

No.

It's on you - you know that weirdly crushing and soul-destroying weight you might have been feeling more and more over the last couple of months? That's called "adult responsibility" and roaming the wilds of ESU's hallways counts among that.

[gwenzelle]

listen
i hear you, i respect you, and i get you
but all of that sounds awful and i reeeeeeaaally need a get out of jail free card
for just one time, one class

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[webshoots]

I meant no-one's going to stop you from patrolling the halls or skipping class or whatever it is you're planning on doing. You're an adult, in all the ways that matter.

Mostly.

[webshoots]

But let's ignore that for a second so that I can ask: why?

[gwenzelle]

jerk.

so i won't completely fail if i miss a couple classes?

i might have promised ham to help him with something going on in his world and i'm not sure when i'll be back
but it shouldn't take more than a week? i'm guessing???

[webshoots]

Whoa, hey! A couple is totally different to a week.

And I told Reed I'd help him out this one time.
One week turned into two months thank to time dilation, so be careful.
Apparently, I'm viewed in the same manner as Bigfoot.
So if Peter Benjamin Parker turns up on a list of cryptids, you know why.

[gwenzelle]

well i only have classes two times a week so TECHNICALLY
i'm only missing a couple
of my four classes

time dialwhatnow?

you mean time works different here than there? maybe?

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[webshoots]

Maybe rethink skipping those classes.

[ this is coming from the guy that dropped out of grad school gwen. HE KNOWS THE STRUGGLE OF FAILING GRADES. ]

[webshoots]

But in all seriousness, do you remember when I said that sometimes responsibility means being responsible (and selfish) with yourself and your own wellbeing?

I wasn't joking.

Help Ham out, but sometimes it's okay to say no and to take some time for yourself.

[gwenzelle]

i feel like i've been taking a ton of me-time recently. and ham's always got my back, so
i wouldn't feel right saying no

i just also don't want my professors to think i've dropped out or something if i miss a couple days in a row

maybe i should just email them..?

this whole responsibility thing is the woooorst

[webshoots]

Email them, tell them you need a couple of personal days and ask if there's anything on the syllabus you'll need to read up on before your next class.

(You're commuting inter-dimensionally, it's not like they don't expect issues to come up.)

...And forget you heard anything like that from me.

[gwenzelle]

eyyy
there's my guy!

professor parker
more like..
professor bad influence

[webshoots]

No! No.

I'm just trying to assist you in the smoothest reconciliation of your several responsibilities and concerns.

And please don't quit the day job. My speciality is in bad decisions, not influencing.

[gwenzelle]

professor bad decisions sounds so scandalous
but if you insist!

i'll send out some emails

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[webshoots]

[ CHOKE. ]

No.

No.

No.

[webshoots]

I'm going to pretend I didn't read those words.

[gwenzelle]

it's kind of hilarious because you said it first. you did that. you corrected me.

but i know your face is probably doing the thing where you're all "ahh!!", so don't worry, it'll never come up again.

[webshoots]

I didn't say anything about being a professor in it!

[ GWENDOLYNE STOP WITH YOUR WORDS.

there's a delay after that though, because is his face doing the thing where he's all 'ahh!'? (yes, yes it is.)

is he really that predictable? (oh god.) ]

Good.

And just remember that Doc Connors values my opinion on his students.

[gwenzelle]

i said "professor bad influence"
you said "no, bad decisions"
ergo

i'll have you know i have a great reputation in all of my classes right now

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[webshoots]

You notice the lack of the word 'professor' in any of my replies, right?

"Right now"...

[webshoots]

Anyway, what did Ham say was going on?

→ zing, it's a text

[evite]

did i or did i not just hear some guy in questionable red spandex call himself daddy mid-swing?

i have played myself

[webshoots]

I'm telling you, that Daredevil is way more of a menace on polite society than I could ever hope to be. Fouling the hearing of all good New York denizens, in and out of Hell's Kitchen.



Not saying he's wrong though.