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PETER BENJAMIN PARKER

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Sure, if you're a fresher, I guess.
But I was dubbed a "professional wallflower", so don't take my word as gospel.

[ in high school not college bUT THE POINT REMAINS. ]

I don't drink. I'm all about the tiny portions of food.

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professional wallflower?
i want to say i'm surprised but also
i could see it

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Opinion noted, thanks.
Just in case I was getting too arrogant.

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lighten up, it's a party
anyway, i hate parties so

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So what you're saying is that it's my turn to be totally unsurprised.
Hey, like I said: I'm all about the food.

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i know.
one of our first conversations was about new york hot dogs

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I still haven't debased myself by eating a hot dog from a can, by the way.

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weird flex but okay
anyway, thinking it might be time to do a little exploring myself

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Thought about where you're going to go?

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still got plenty of coastline to go over. we stopped at the armory last time.

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You heard about the "glowy tentacle" creature, right?

...You know, I hate how much countryside there is here.

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it got mentioned, yeah.
and you and me both. i'd kill for some actual city.

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I didn't think I'd ever encounter a body of water that made a dip in the East River sound appealing.

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i have literally no room to talk here

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It’s nice to know there are some things that remain a universal constant.

So, when?