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PETER BENJAMIN PARKER

— the amazing, sensational, spectacular spider-man

— & generally neurotic superhero
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So, did you mean for this to be insulting? Because if yes: great job.

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oops.
sry.

[he's actually not sorry at all.]

guess i was too distracted by how the hell he knew
when i didn't exactly advertise it anywhere

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Right. Which begs the question, so why was his first thought you?

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i'm not sure, honestly.
i can hazard a guess, based off previous conversations

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With him? You ever think maybe you overplayed your hand?

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it's... complicated. yeah, i overplayed my hand, but not on that.
look. if i had to guess, he thought it was me because he thinks it's what he'd do.



and he's figured out we know each other.

1/3

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So this is about you and him.

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Wait

3/4

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That’s HIM?

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Actually, that explains some things.

1/2

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of all the things to have to deal with right now
this is by far the most annoying

2/2

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yeah. that's him.
he doesn't know how we know each other, but he knows.
right now he thinks i'm a future version of himself so
mazel tov i guess

1/3

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[ LAUGHING SO HARD. ]

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I am SO sorry.

3/4 fuck

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For both of you.

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(I can say that, I HAVE met me.)

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thank you for the check
anyway so i told him i was
that seemed like the better option
let's see how long it takes him to figure out

i'm sorry for all of these multiples (1/?)

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We're going to revisit that in just two seconds, but I just need to circle back round to your use of "future version of himself".

Future, not alternate.

i'd say i'll stop but that's a lie

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You're what, 20?

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Are you SURE he's that smart? Or does he think he'll go in for plastic surgery?

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How old is he? Because the guy I spoke to did not sound... well, he sounded precocious, but not possibly-middle schooler precocious.

D O N E

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Anyway, if you hadn't told him, where would we be? Just for curiosity's sake.

[ by 'we' he definitely means 'I', and by 'I', he definitely means 'so how have I ended up mixed up in this?' ]

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Thanks.

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i think ur forgetting the part where i've only known him post batman phase