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PETER BENJAMIN PARKER

— the amazing, sensational, spectacular spider-man

— & generally neurotic superhero
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@jtodd has sent you a message

[mind_blown]

hey
figured i might as well not beat around the bush here
so
what's up spidey

1/2

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[ nope, no thank you, this absolutely was not the message he was interested in receiving at, like, any point.

(so soz, jason, you're getting left on read for A Period Of Time.) ]

actually 2/3?

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[ how does he reply to this? does he reply to this? there's a part of him that's tempted to just ignore it.

(but nah.) ]

uh

3/4 shut up

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[ ugh. ]

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there isn't a membership card.

[mind_blown]

good thing i'm not looking for one
and if you think i'm the only person who will figure it out that's here, i've got bad news

[ if he didn't want to keep his relationship with bruce to himself, he'd propose a friendly wager.

2 weeks, tops, if they speak more than once ]

but i really didn't want to talk about that.
honest.

[webshoots]

I’m optimistic, not stupid.

So what did you want to talk about? Based off that, I’m guessing you don’t want to exchange sewing tips.

[mind_blown]

our aesthetic is too different, sry
let's chat somewhere else.
i don't trust the network for shit.

1/2

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Uh huh.
Makes sense, given your opener to this conversation.

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Where?

[mind_blown]

eh, much as i find it boring not saying anything when i'm fighting
you really need to shut up more, or else it's gonna come out anyway
even with someone who's not trained as a detective

most of the people i saw on rooftops are gone now. it's probably the best place, so got one you're particularly fond of?

[webshoots]

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, not obtrusive homing pigeon.

The village.

[mind_blown]

ain't much of a neighborhood right now, you know

alright. i'll meet you over there in an hour